Wolfmother: The Greatest Single Threat to our Liberty

In a nightmarish dystopian future where all notions of art are outlawed and fun is whispered, myth Wolfmother still exist in their four hundred and fifty second incarnation; free to churn out their plodding retro-rock to ever diminishing groups of lobotomised brutes. Totalitarian authorities tolerate their continued existence for they are sublimely anti-music, the antithesis of…

The Secret Diary Of E.J. Whig Esq Aged 33 1/3

Day One “Gay Dave!”, “Gay Dave!”, fucker keeps ignoring me…I was here first you preening tit, when the follicles were failing, who came to Reggie’s rescue? You weren’t even a glint on his shiny fucking pate. “Gay Daaaavvvee!”, Bastard. Everyone’s in a hurry today, Reggie has decided to record some new songs. Thinks he’s got…